Book Review: Here Lie All the Boys Who Broke My Heart by Emma Simmerman

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Rating: ★★★
Audience: Thriller
Length: 384 pages
Author: Emma Simmerman
Publisher: Avon
Release Date: February 3rd, 2026
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BOOK SUMMARY:

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder meets Tell Me Lies in this binge-worthy debut murder mystery about a college student whose senior year takes a deadly turn when her exes start turning up dead…

Every time a guy breaks my heart, I write him a eulogy in my journal. It’s kind of my thing—closure through creative mourning. They don’t actually die… or, at least, they didn’t.

Now? These guys aren’t just dead to me, they’re dead to everyone. And I’m the prime suspect.

With my senior year at Pembroke College—and my entire future—on the line, I’ve got no choice but to play detective. Unfortunately, that means teaming up with my long-standing frenemy, Asher, who is insufferable and somehow always there when I need him the least. We bicker, we banter, we occasionally almost hook up, but with the body count rising and my name all over the suspect board, there’s no time to get distracted.

Between college parties, messy exes, suspicious deaths, and a murder investigation I never asked to be a part of—one thing’s for this is not how I thought my last year would go.

Here’s to hoping I can find out who the real killer is… before someone ends up writing my eulogy.

Thank you Avon Books for the gifted copy.

WELL NOW I’M JUST MAD.

This felt a little all over the place. As if it couldn’t decide if it wanted to be a thriller or a romance or maybe romantic suspense? But that didn’t nearly bug me as much as the FMC. I think it’s a cop out in thrillers to have the FMC be under the influence of alcohol or drugs every single time something big happens. The unreliable narrator component didn’t play out well because of this. And all she did was make bad choices.

I oddly enough, really liked Asher. He was probably my favorite character and I liked most of the romantic tension between him and Sloane. It did have an enemies vibe I could get behind. But his character was absolutely ROBBED with a plot choice at the ending. Whyyyyy???? Oh it totally ruined it.

The reveal of the big bad guy seemed out of pocket too. They weren’t involved with the plot much and the destruction they caused didn’t line up with the reasoning during their villain monologue. I had my eyes on multiple other characters who would have made more sense.

Anywhoooo not my favorite, moving on.

Overall audience notes:

  • Thriller/Romantic Suspense
  • Language: strong
  • Romance: 3-4ish open door
  • Violence: high
  • Content warnings: multiple murders, weapons violence

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Book Review: Savage Lands (Savage Lands #1) by Stacey Marie Brown

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Rating: ★★★
Audience: Urban/Dystopian Fantasy Romance
Length: 423 pages
Author: Stacey Marie Brown
Publisher: Blackstone
Release Date: October 20th, 2020
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BOOK SUMMARY:

Almost twenty years after the barrier between Earth and the Otherworld fell in the Fae Wars, Budapest is balancing on the precipice. A battle for dominance is brewing between the elite fae and the privileged humans in Eastern Europe. The prejudice between the sides is bubbling with hate and violence.

Nineteen-year-old human, Brexley, has grown up in privilege, but not without heartbreak. After being orphaned, she is taken in by General Markos, living in a walled city rife with power grabs and ruthless political games. Then one night the course of her life changes, and Brexley is thrown into the most feared prison in the east. Halalhaz, the House of Death—where you go in but don’t come out.

She must learn to live with the worst of fae and human criminals. The rule of hierarchy puts humans on the bottom, where the only way to survive each day is to make alliances with the fae.

Here she meets the sexy, vicious legend, Warwick Farkas. A myth among man and fae. He is as brutal, cruel, arrogant, and as lethal as the lore says he is, ruling the prison with unchallenged authority. Brexley can’t deny an intense draw to him, one that might cost her life.

If The Games don’t take her out first—A fight to the death where only one survives.

Thank you Bibliolifestyle and Blackstone Publishing for the gifted copy.

BUT WHY.

I only picked this up because a pretty special edition came across my email and I figured, why not? Reviews are great ya know?

WELL NOW I KNOW.

Honestly, the bones of the book are good. I liked the set up and structure and character dynamics throughout. All of those pieces were solid and I could see where things were going (in a good way) but I won’t be picking up book two.

It was like this author thought the only way to make her book “sexy” or “hot” was to throw in such out of pocket innuendo comments on every single page. I cringed and rolled my eyes too many times throughout going, WHY IS THAT REMARK RIGHT HERE. It was odd and didn’t enhance the book whatsoever.

I imagine the future installments follow the same path which is why I just think it’s best to stop here.

Overall audience notes:

  • Urban/Dystopian Fantasy Romance
  • Language: strong
  • Romance: 1ish open door + insanely high innuendo
  • Violence: torture, loss of life, brutal altercations

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Book Review: Wings of Starlight by Allison Saft

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Rating: ★★★
Audience: YA Fantasy Romance
Length: 400 pages
Author: Allison Saft
Publisher: Disney Press
Release Date: February 4th, 2025
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BOOK SUMMARY:

Brimming with magic and romance, a young fairy queen must form an unlikely alliance or risk an unspeakable danger destroying all she holds dear in this standalone YA novel from New York Times bestselling author Allison Saft.

It’s been centuries since a warm-season fairy in Pixie Hollow has crossed into the Winter Woods, and while most fear the legends of monsters lurking in the frozen lands, Clarion, can’t help being intrigued by Winter’s stoic beauty. But under the watchful eyes of the current monarch and the court’s seasonal ministers, Clarion has little time to dwell on daydreams while the days to her coronation dwindle away.

That is, until reports of a monster crossing from Winter into Spring make their way to the palace. Clarion sees defeating this threat as an opportunity to prove that she is worthy of her new role. But instead of finding a monster at the edge of Winter, she finds Milori, a young guardian of the Winter Woods. Together, they form an unlikely bond as they race to save their lands.

But as their alliance warms to something more, they will discover there is a reason a warm-season fairy and a winter fairy must not be together. And the cost could be just as deadly as the monsters that prowl the Winter Woods.

Discover the origin of the sweeping, star-crossed romance between the queen of Pixie Hollow and the lord of the Winter Woods.

NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING?

I can’t call this a romance based off of how the ending came about, unless this wasn’t a standalone?? But apparently this follows a movie?? So I honestly don’t know what to think. I am not a Tinkerbell fan girl so I don’t know much about her story or anything.

This book was perfectly fine, just never engaging. I didn’t feel much of anything listening. I liked the plot set-up and the characters were fine, but I want the emotional attachment too.

Overall audience notes:

  • YA Fantasy
  • Language: none
  • Romance: kisses
  • Violence: mild

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Book Review: Brimstone (Fae & Alchemy #2) by Callie Hart

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Rating: ★★★★.5
Audience: Fantasy Romance
Length: 672 pages
Author: Callie Hart
Publisher: Forever
Release Date: November 18th, 2025
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BOOK SUMMARY:

Saeris Fane doesn’t want power. The very last thing she needs is her name whispered on an entire court’s lips, but now that she’s been crowned queen of the Blood Court, she’s discovering that a queen’s life is not her own. A heavy weight rests upon her shoulders.

Her ward – and her brother – need her back in her homeland . . . but the changes that have strengthened Saeris have also made her weak. Born under blazing suns, Saeris will surely die if she makes her way home through the Quicksilver. Which means that, once again, she must send someone else in her stead . . .

‘Keep your mouth shut. Stick to the shadows. And for the love of all seven Gods, do NOT crack any jokes.’

Kingfisher of the Ajun Gate has defeated armies and survived all manner of horrors, but traveling back to Zilvaren with Carrion Swift might just be the death of him. The male just will not shut up. Hidden dangers await them down the narrow alleyways of the Silver City. Unfolding secrets pose impossible threats. Fisher must wrangle the smuggler and accomplish his goals quickly if he wants to see his mate again.

A darkness falls across Yvelia. The realm and their friends are in danger. Together, Saeris and Fisher will pass through fire and brimstone to save them.

A DANG GOOD SEQUEL.

We all know that sequels can be very hit or miss. BLESSED BE. This was not one of those cases. I thoroughly enjoyed this book a lot and especially the duet narration.

I thought the plot maintained a fairly steady pace and I was consistently engaged in what was going on. I liked the expansion of the world and magic system and the forces between vampires and fae. And I’m obsessed with Carrion. I could read a bonus novella about him and would love every minute.

What my one tidbit in this book that stood out negatively was the fact that the main couple is endgame. They were endgame by the end of the first book and I think that took out some of the romantic tension I enjoy seeing. If it’s a series, at least draw it out until somewhere in book two??? Please???

It’s a good ending with a major cliffhanger reminiscent of other romantasy books I’ve loved. I’ll definitely be after reading book three when it drops.

Overall audience notes:

  • Romatasy
  • Language: strong
  • Romance: 5+ open door
  • Violence: high

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