Book Review: Here Lie All the Boys Who Broke My Heart by Emma Simmerman

Rating: ★★★
Audience: Thriller
Length: 384 pages
Author: Emma Simmerman
Publisher: Avon
Release Date: February 3rd, 2026
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BOOK SUMMARY:

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder meets Tell Me Lies in this binge-worthy debut murder mystery about a college student whose senior year takes a deadly turn when her exes start turning up dead…

Every time a guy breaks my heart, I write him a eulogy in my journal. It’s kind of my thing—closure through creative mourning. They don’t actually die… or, at least, they didn’t.

Now? These guys aren’t just dead to me, they’re dead to everyone. And I’m the prime suspect.

With my senior year at Pembroke College—and my entire future—on the line, I’ve got no choice but to play detective. Unfortunately, that means teaming up with my long-standing frenemy, Asher, who is insufferable and somehow always there when I need him the least. We bicker, we banter, we occasionally almost hook up, but with the body count rising and my name all over the suspect board, there’s no time to get distracted.

Between college parties, messy exes, suspicious deaths, and a murder investigation I never asked to be a part of—one thing’s for this is not how I thought my last year would go.

Here’s to hoping I can find out who the real killer is… before someone ends up writing my eulogy.

Thank you Avon Books for the gifted copy.

WELL NOW I’M JUST MAD.

This felt a little all over the place. As if it couldn’t decide if it wanted to be a thriller or a romance or maybe romantic suspense? But that didn’t nearly bug me as much as the FMC. I think it’s a cop out in thrillers to have the FMC be under the influence of alcohol or drugs every single time something big happens. The unreliable narrator component didn’t play out well because of this. And all she did was make bad choices.

I oddly enough, really liked Asher. He was probably my favorite character and I liked most of the romantic tension between him and Sloane. It did have an enemies vibe I could get behind. But his character was absolutely ROBBED with a plot choice at the ending. Whyyyyy???? Oh it totally ruined it.

The reveal of the big bad guy seemed out of pocket too. They weren’t involved with the plot much and the destruction they caused didn’t line up with the reasoning during their villain monologue. I had my eyes on multiple other characters who would have made more sense.

Anywhoooo not my favorite, moving on.

Overall audience notes:

  • Thriller/Romantic Suspense
  • Language: strong
  • Romance: 3-4ish open door
  • Violence: high
  • Content warnings: multiple murders, weapons violence

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Book Review: Here’s the Thing (The Seddledowne #4) by Susan Henshaw

Rating: ★★★
Audience: Contemporary Romance
Length: 354 pages
Author: Susan Henshaw
Publisher: Self Published
Release Date: November 8th, 2024
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BOOK SUMMARY:

Nine years isn’t that big of an age gap…unless you’re grading her papers.

Tally’s semester

✓ Finish thesis
✓ Graduate (finally!)
✓ Figure out why my boyfriend of four years suddenly feels like the wrong puzzle piece
✗ Do not fall for Professor Dupree

Too bad my heart didn’t get the memo about that last one. When my handsome thesis advisor suddenly bows out, I’m devastated. My friends are these messy, intense feelings are not for my boyfriend of the past four years.

And I’m in major trouble.

Professor Dupree’s Professional

✓ Grade midterms
✗ Stop noticing how beautiful your student is
✗ Maintain professional distance
✗ Do NOT become her best friend
✓ If all else fails, resign as thesis advisor

Good men don’t fall for students. But apparently, I’m not the golden boy our small town thinks I am, because that’s exactly what I did. I planned to wait until after her graduation to tell Tally how I felt. Then she told me I was her person and everything changed. Now, I have to figure out how to turn forbidden romance into a happily ever after. Because letting Tally go?

That’s not an option. Not anymore…

Here’s the Thing, book 4 in The Seddledowne series of interconnected standalones, is an angsty, emotional, contemporary romance full of banter, steam, and dark secrets. Download today and get ready for a love that’s worth the wait.

I CAN NO LONGER CONTINUE.

I have read four books in this series and I have officially decided that I won’t be continuing with this series and probably this author. While truly compulsively bingeable type of writing that draws you in and makes you want to flip the pages, there is one big issues that has continually come up.

The drama is always taken a step too far. It feels as if the traumatic moments are added in to see what kind of punch can be created. The authenticity of the character’s stories seems to disappear the further the book goes on. While some of it makes sense, other’s do not and it started to make me feel icky and frustrated.

Overall audience notes:

  • Contemporary Romance
  • Language: low
  • Romance: closed door
  • Violence: low
  • Content Warnings: sexual assault, cheating, drug overdose

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Book Review: Stolen Midnights by Katherine Quinn

Rating: ★★★.5
Audience: New Adult Fantasy Romance
Length: 454 pages
Author: Katherine Quinn
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date: February 3rd, 2025
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BOOK SUMMARY:

This magical new YA romantasy from the New York Times bestselling author of To Kill a Shadow will steal your heart. Set in Andalay, a world where the ruling Fates bestow gifts among the favored, a thief must join forces with the palace darling after he unwittingly steals a necklace with the power to change everything.

When Damien, a cold and hardened thief, is hired to steal a gift from the powerful Fates meant for Andalay’s sweetheart, Wren Hayes, he finds himself entangled in a web of secrets.

The gift? A locket containing his own phototroph.

Once the locket is opened, hidden truths unravel, ones that shed light on the ruthless ways of the upper-class society. Yearning for the three Fates and the magical gifts they bestow, the lords of Andalay will go to any length to keep their power—including murder.

Brought together by destiny, and fighting a temptation that neither understand, Wren and Damien navigate a seedy world where the truth can destroy not only their lives, but the city itself.

Thank you PRH Audio for the gifted audiobook and Get Underlined for the gifted copy.

I WANT BOOK TWO.

I was kind of up and down with how this book went. The world building was a bit confusing and I’m still not sure how the gods vs. the setting vs. the gifts vs. everything else truly work. The romantic connection between Damien and Wren grew on me. I liked seeing them come from different sides of the track and start to work together to unravel the mysteries before them. The regency vibes were really good too though.

It lost me for a bit in the middle. Things kind of dragged out and I was losing steam. That last quarter though was really good. And on top of that cliffhanger ending I decided I have to pick up book two to see where it goes next. This was my first book by Katherine Quinn and I had an enjoyable time.

Overall audience notes:

  • NA Fantasy Romance
  • Language: mild
  • Romance: one fade to black
  • Violence: moderate
  • Content warnings: kidnapping, loss of life

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Book Review: The Shadows Rule All (Dominions #3) by Abigail Owen

Rating: ★★★☆
Audience: NA Fantasy Romance
Length: 512 pages
Author: Abigail Owens
Publisher: Entangled Teen
Release Date: November 12th 2024
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BOOK SUMMARY:

This electrifying conclusion combines danger, action, and a heart-pounding romance wrapped up in a gorgeous cover package.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS ONE.

I wanted to finish this series even after feeling the second book was very lackluster. And while I never got upset I was reading this book I also don’t think I ever recovered from the middle book and wanted to get through this quickly to call it done.

Different aspects and plot choices were the same from book one and this is my biggest struggle with romance series vs. standalone. I think in fantasy books having the burn carry over into the next book is more beneficial because things feel less repetitive. Slow burns are okay!!

Anyways, past that tangent I don’t have much of anything else. It’s fine.

Overall audience notes:

  • NA Fantasy Romance
  • Language: moderate
  • Romance: vague open door
  • Violence: high

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