
Rating: ★★★☆
Audience: Contemporary Holiday Romance
Length: 284 pages
Author: Claire Cain
Publisher: Self Published
Release Date: November 20th, 2024
Image & Other Reviews on: Goodreads
BOOK SUMMARY:
My cheery little life was chugging along smoothly until one small shift sent it off track until it imploded. I lost my health, my business plans, and even my apartment—Merry Christmas to me! It’s at this low point Colonel Gruff, a man I know dislikes me, finds me.
He’s the grumpy soldier with a personality like sandpaper, but suddenly he’s offering me a solution to my problems I can’t say no to, and in a matter of weeks, I’m Mrs. Colonel Gruff.
I’m giving him what he needs too—a wife for the holidays. We’ll play pretend for his family, and even though he hasn’t said why, I know convincing them is important. And though this is all part of the agreement, those sugar plum fairies dancing around in my chest every time he gets close aren’t part of the deal.
I’m not ready to give up mistletoe kisses with my fake husband, or this glimpse of his secret soft side. But we’re only married for the holidays. I can’t keep him—even if he’s all I want for Christmas.
Have Yourself a Married Little Christmas is a closed door romance without implied intimacy.

MISSING SOME CHEMISTRY.
I thought this was a sweet marriage of convenience romance (and I love a MOC trope). But I did struggle with the chemistry between the main couple. I wanted to feel more passion by the time those closing chapters were coming around and I don’t think it ever hit that level.
The holiday aspects were good and I adore forced proximity so there were many enjoyable moments throughout. I liked the characters well enough too and did think they got along well. I was tired of hearing Gruff talk about his ex-wife though (I understand a few mentions, but this seemed constant).
So I don’t know, kind of a mixed bag for me on this read. I’m glad it was a quick story at least and I still like CC’s books. This one just missed a few marks for me.
Overall audience notes:
- Christmas Romance
- Language: none
- Romance: closed door

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