Book Review: Emma of 83rd Street by Audrey Bellezza and Emily Harding

Rating: ★★★★
Audience: Contemporary Romance
Length: 384 pages
Author: Audrey Bellezza & Emily Harding
Publisher: Gallery Books
Release Date: May 23rd, 2023
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BOOK SUMMARY:

In this witty and romantic debut novel, Jane Austen’s Emma meets the misadventures of Manhattan’s modern dating scene as two lifelong friends discover that, in the search for love, you sometimes don’t have to look any further than your own backyard.

Beautiful, clever, and rich, Emma Woodhouse has lived twenty-three years in her tight-knit Upper East Side neighborhood with very little to distress or vex her…that is, until her budding matchmaking hobby results in her sister’s marriage—and subsequent move downtown. Now, with her sister gone and all her friends traveling abroad, Emma must start her final year of grad school grappling with an entirely new emotion: boredom. So when she meets Nadine, a wide-eyed Ohio transplant with a heart of gold and drugstore blonde highlights to match, Emma not only sees a potential new friend but a new project. If only her overbearing neighbor George Knightley would get out of her way.

Handsome, smart, and successful, the only thing that frustrates Knightley more than a corked whiskey is his childhood friend, Emma. Whether it’s her shopping sprees between classes or her revolving door of ill-conceived hobbies, he is only too happy to lecture her on all the finer points of adulthood she’s so hell-bent on ignoring. But despite his gripes—and much to his own chagrin—Knightley can’t help but notice that the girl next door is a woman now…one who he suddenly can’t get out of his head.

As Emma’s best laid plans collide with everyone from hipster baristas to meddling family members to flaky playboy millionaires, these two friends slowly realize their need to always be right has been usurped by a new need entirely, and it’s not long before they discover that even the most familiar stories still have some surprises.

Thank you to Book Club Favorites for the gifted copy!

ENJOYABLE.

I admit that I have only read Emma once and haven’t seen a single adaptation. Therefore, I cannot speak to much about how closely it resembles the original. I noticed some things that I remember and it was fun to see those allusions.

The romance was really solid. I liked the slow burn, childhood friends to lovers vibes. There’s good banter and heat and I loved Knightley’s alpha side that popped up occasionally.

Emma wasn’t my favorite and drove me a bit wild, but I think that was supposed to be part of her charm and it didn’t ruin the story for me. I thought it was a quick audiobook that kept me engaged and was a contemporary romance I’d easily recommend to others.

Overall audience notes:

  • Contemporary Romance
  • Language: some strong
  • Romance: 2-3 open door
  • Violence: low
  • Trigger/Content Warnings: loss of a mother mentioned, attempted unwanted romantic advances

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ALC Book Review: The Seven Year Slip by Ashley Poston

Rating: ★★★★★
Audience: Contemporary Romance + Magical Realism
Length: 352 pages
Author: Ashley Poston
Publisher: Berkley
Release Date: June 27th, 2023
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BOOK SUMMARY:

Sometimes, the worst day of your life happens, and you have to figure out how to live after it.

So Clementine forms a plan to keep her heart safe: stay busy, work hard, find someone decent to love, and try to remember to chase the moon. The last one is silly and obviously metaphorical, but her aunt always told her that you needed at least one big dream to keep going. And for the last year, that plan has gone off without a hitch. Mostly. The love part is hard because she doesn’t want to get too close to anyone—she isn’t sure her heart can take it.

And then she finds a strange man standing in the kitchen of her late aunt’s apartment. A man with kind eyes and a Southern drawl and a taste for lemon pies. The kind of man that, before it all, she would’ve fallen head-over-heels for. And she might again.

Except, he exists in the past. Seven years ago, to be exact. And she, quite literally, lives seven years in his future.

Her aunt always said the apartment was a pinch in time, a place where moments blended together like watercolors. And Clementine knows that if she lets her heart fall, she’ll be doomed.

After all, love is never a matter of time—but a matter of timing.

Thank you to PRH Audio for the gifted audiobook.

I AM A MESS.

I received a DM saying to read this book and so I downloaded it ASAP and here we are a day later and I LOVED READING THIS SO MUCH (please pay attention to the trigger warnings at the end for some heavy topics).

The romance was DIVINE. It was this mix of wrong timing, second chance, when will I see you again magical realism that had me in a chokehold. Every time the nickname Lemon was uttered I melted all over again. This undeniable chemistry and sense of this is my person was off the charts. I love them. I love them so much and so happy they found a way to each other.

The way grief was woven in broke my heart. It was beautifully written and spoken about and I felt many of those sentiments in my soul. There was healing and finding the light and hope that surrounds us, that sometimes is hard to notice.

I devoured this audiobook. Absolutely recommend that reading option. The narrator brought the entire story to life and made this book even more phenomenal.

I loved this one and need all of y’all to go read it too.

Overall audience notes:

  • Contemporary Romance
  • Language: some strong
  • Romance: 2-3 open door; low-vague explicitness
  • Trigger/Content Warnings: suicide (recounted, grief and thoughts discussed throughout)

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ARC Book Review: Borrow My Heart (Borrow My Heart #1) by Kasie West

Rating: ★★★★
Audience: YA Contemporary Romance
Length: 320 pages
Author: Kasie West
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date: June 13th, 2023
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BOOK SUMMARY:

When a girl overhears a guy getting verbally destroyed by his friends for being catfished, she jumps in to save the day—and pretends to be his online crush. A young adult romance from the critically acclaimed author of Places We’ve Never Been.

Wren is used to being called a control freak. She doesn’t care; sticking to the list of rules she created for herself helps her navigate life. But when a cute guy named Asher walks through the door of her neighborhood coffee shop, the rulebook goes out the window.

Asher is cute, charming . . . and being catfished by his online crush. So Wren makes an uncharacteristically impulsive decision—she pretends to be the girl he’s waiting for to save him from embarrassment. Suddenly she’s fake-dating a boy she knows nothing about. And it’s . . . amazing.

It’s not long before Asher has her breaking even more of her own rules. But will he forgive her when he finds out she’s not who she says she is? Wren’s not so sure. . . . After all, rules exist for a reason.

Thank you to PRH Audio for the gifted audiobook.

GREW ON ME.

I admittedly got into this and realized that maybe this book wasn’t going to work for me. Luckily, by the end I was pretty charmed and at least appreciated that this fit into a true young adult category and that that audience could enjoy it.

All of the dog content was adorable. I loved the shelter work and seeing Bean find his new home. The romance was sweet. I thought Asher was the cutest cinnamon roll and he and Wren got along well. There is a third act break-up, but I felt more forgiving in age context and I liked how both side apologized and made amends.

It’s a short book that’s light and fluffy but also filled with good themes and conversations. I didn’t LOVE all of the Tiktok content (that might be my age showing). All in all, maybe I’m not past my Kasie West era…yet.

Overall audience notes:

  • YA Contemporary Romance
  • Language: very little
  • Romance: kisses
  • Trigger/Content Warnings: parental abandonment

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Book Review: Dream On by Angie Hockman

Rating: ★★
Audience: Contemporary Romance
Length: 352 pages
Author: Angie Hockman
Publisher: Gallery Books
Release Date: July 5th, 2022
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BOOK SUMMARY:

What would you do if your dream man turned out to be real?

When law student Cass Walker wakes up after surviving a car accident, she is flooded with memories of her boyfriend, Devin. The only problem? Devin doesn’t exist. But everything she remembers about him feels so real, like the precise shade of his coffee-brown eyes; the texture of his favorite hand-me-down scarf; even the slightly crooked angle of his pinkie, broken after falling off a trampoline in third grade. She knows he’s a figment of her imagination—friends, family, and doctors confirm it—but she still can’t seem to get him out of her head.

So when she runs into the real Devin a year later in a Cleveland flower shop, she’s completely shocked. Even more surprising is that Devin actually believes her story, and soon they embark on a real-life romance. With her dream man by her side and an upcoming summer job at a prestigious law firm, Cass’s future seems perfect. But fate might have other plans…

NOOOPE.

Y’all. This was not for me. I thought maybe, and was let down at every dang turn.

I did not like how this love triangle between brother’s was handled. It felt drama filled (and not the good kind). I continually felt annoyed with everyone involved and wish it would have been focused on her connection with one of the men.

This mostly was about the FMC struggling with her career choice. Which is fine, but the romantic plots were inherently weak and this combination took me out of the story.

NOT TO MENTION, and this may be considered a spoiler so read at will, there’s a OPEN DOOR love scene at the LITERAL last minute of the epilogue. Why is this enraging? I’m generally fine with a little bit of spice, or don’t mind skipping over, BUT, when you’ve created a book that comes off as sweet/super closed door and then add something in like that it creates a jarring effect. Don’t try to add something in that doesn’t fit with the entire vibe you’ve already created. It’ll make both camps (no spice & spice lovers) upset.

Ending this rant fest. I did not like this book and I think I’m done reading this author’s books.

Overall audience notes:

  • Contemporary Romance
  • Language: a little strong
  • Romance: one open door scene
  • Violence: low
  • Trigger/Content Warnings: short term memory loss & coma from a car crash, manipulative father

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